Dry-erase ink Junkies

Something's gone loonie with the penned-in folks around me.

This morning I saw a bunch of them leaving a conference room with glassy eyes, their lips and nostrils a veritable rainbow. After they passed I went into the room to find a dozen uncapped dry-erase markers on the floor.

I haven't been able to get any work done from the distractions around me; people are spinning around in their chairs and walking along the top of the cubicle walls like circus performers.

And I can't use my white board anymore 'cause no pens.